Wenches of the Round Table
Bex and Kru are down home Kentucky dumpster fires filled with dark sarcasm, here to shed light on todays issues so we can all hold hands together while being swept down the rapids of life. Tune in for audio you wouldn't want to play in front of grandma every Thursday!
Episodes
33 episodes
The Final Frontier and the Dark Empath
Teaching the ways of the bitch.Sit down. Take notes. Be Bad.
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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50:14
HAHA grrah BAOW
Roses are redViolets are blueSexxy is poetry and Nirvana, too
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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31:27
G-R-O-N-E
Life is hard. We all smell bad. Always be ok with being corrected.
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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34:10
Reciprocal should be typical and other feisty noise.
Aries or not, reciprocation should be part of your love language. Light fires young mage.
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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39:33
Blue Skidoo its Season 2
They're baaaaaaaaaaaack...Welcome back to the circus our dear friends, we're so happy to have you! Take your seat, put in your hearing aids and get ready to wonder why you came, Season 2 is here and better than ever.Liv...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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34:56
Santa’s squelch and moist pies
What a productive year it has been for the Wenches. Between surgeries, new businesses, and 27 episodes of a podcast down, we’ve done a lot of growing and healing with you! Enjoy an episode of laughter featuring funny stories of Black Friday pas...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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36:58
Find Your Gratitude
For better or for worse, through sickness and in health, gratitude is one of the most useful tools to pick you up off the floor, you wet floor sign!
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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29:31
Wooly Woes of the Wailing Woods
Amy Bruni is Food to Die For.We get stuck in the woods. Happy Halloween. Stay Safe.
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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45:39
Spooky Boos and Single Shoes
Bex and Kru stroll down haunted memory lane as they prepare for their favorite spooky holiday. Remember friends and fiends, check your candy for needles and always travel in pairs but most importantly, to have fun!
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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59:47
Wash Your Ass About It
Sometimes wenches are trash pandas, sometimes wenches are fearless warriors. But always alone or together wenches are their own fuel for love and awareness and value. When the wenches have done all that’s needed done, wenches rest and recoup wi...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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54:33
Can You Back The Teleprompter Up?
Is being a PRF really all that jazz? What does success mean to you? Bex and Kru give a new perspective on what having it all means to us and how to navigate failures. Suit up, sit down, be humble… always.
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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40:35
Chappell Red Flags
It's hot when you have a meltdownIn the front of your house and you're getting kicked outIt's hot when you're drinking downtown And you're getting called out 'cause you're running your mouthOh, GodAnd it's coming around...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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44:40
Clothes Lines and Blue Balls
Bex and Kru recount a few of the embarrassing tales that fueled their social anxiety and shaped them into the Wenches of today. From ripping tail in the dreaded blue chair at the school house to being dragged through monkey poop on the way to t...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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42:46
Charcuterie Cannon and the afterbirth
Once upon a time, there was a strong woman who really didn’t wanna have to do it again. But thou didith do it again. With leg stretched high and coochie in the open for max comfort our dear Cheyenne was quickly shot into the world from her moth...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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35:51
How to Spot a Narcissist without a Telescope
Some wear it like a badge, others mask until it's too late. Welcome to our break down of narcissism....if the shoe fits, go to therapy.
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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55:23
A Negroni Sbagliato...with Prosecco
-Hi, Welcome to Taco Bell! What can I get goin for ya?-We will have three fupa chalupas, two Swedish Drinks and a side of cinnamon twists- Ok, that’ll be 17.38, yeah
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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34:45
And They Were Roommates...
Rosin up your bows and tie up your piggies for a slop jar full of laughs. From the hills of Appalachia to the slaughter house of east Texas where the bricks of coke float and the batteries never run dry, bring your taxidermy friends and your tr...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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47:48
Support Ho's and Ankle Bones
Bex and Kru pop in to give you a little taste of what's been happening in our Simmering Summer Intermission. We will be back soon and ready to rock with a FIREY second half of season 1!Love and Prayers
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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38:13
Parting Ways and Passing Gas
Kru and bex prepare for a mid season summer intermission by leaving you with a few of our favorite things: Slip and slide astroglide, people pleasing and escapism via literature. Peace love and BBQs.
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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37:52
Your Worst Nightmare and Handy Haints of the Holler
This week Bex falls down the elevator shaft in the confessional at the Vatican, getting lost amongst alien starships and books to make your hairline stop receding, while Kru rides her magic carpet to Newby Ky to find ghosts that can’t keep thei...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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40:35
ADH-Depression
Bex grabs her binoculars and stares straight into the sun to read the universe for Kru. Tears, Triumphs and Tax brackets find a place at the round table this week as we give another rare (not really) view of our wenches being human.
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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45:25
I feel that too, in so many ways
Bex' spirit guides speak to her in code as Kru deciphers the hand that has been dealt. Octopussies, frogs, swords, Oompa Loompa jizz and eye to eye communication all play a role in this weeks episode! Send us your conundrums and get them answer...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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45:54
Tease, torture, titties and Topanga.
The medieval times were rife with plague, body odor and house Targaryen. But our wenches care about none of that and instead spend their hard earned coppers at the Museum of Torture. Iron Maiden’s and choke pears aplenty, Kru and Bex get locked...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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52:07
Ex-traterrestrial Nightmares and Other Romantic Inquiries
2 adhd brains come together to discuss relationships and healing. Strap on your boots or any other things with straps and keep your hands to yourself at all times. Ex’s, toe beans, vampires, bomb ass poetry and healing not healed.
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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53:02