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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sexxy is poetry 

and Nirvana, too

Transcript

SPEAKER_00: 0:00

What the fuck? I need a replay. I need a replay. I really, like, I love her. Me too. But it's kind of the same with some other artists. I love her. I love her personality. The nasal. Yeah. You know, I've been told I'm nasally my whole life. Boy, man, boy, man, boy, man. Listen, I can do it better. I bet. I do it better than her. You do it so good. Like Soulja Boy, tell them. Dance flawlessly. What? Yeah, it gives the same. She's like female Soulja. That's an insult. Is it? I think so. This is awful. They still play that song at softball games. Go outside. Go outside. So I can shit on you. Your bitch is ugly too. Listen, that is the next Grammy winner I've ever heard one. Coming in clutch with blue strips. Bitch, you're ugly too. What? That's, wow. Vroom. Yo. I laughed so hard it made my chest hurt. Did you piss? No, I got all that out. I've been practicing pelvic floor exercises, and it's actually like doing... You know how I keep my piss in? It takes a long time for that to develop, though. Do you want to know how I keep mine in? I just cut myself off at the waist. You can't keep it anywhere if there's no bladder. What? What?

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What?

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I haven't eaten yet this morning, and this is just really what you get. My belly wasn't in the mood for food. My belly wasn't in the mood for that bullshit we just listened to. I know. That was fucking awful. What is that? Listen, okay, I'm not going to lie. Blue Strips is it. That song is fun. I've had my radio up on 15, driving through a burr. So if you've heard it, it's probably been me. I'm here for it. Yeah. Yeah. Making waves. Boy, I'm mad at you. And you know, she's like 4'1". She's so fucking cute. She's tiny. What does sexy red look like? A dumpster. Like a literal dumpster. I can't stand her. I can't stand her. You don't know how hard she's worked to get here. You know what? Is it two X's? Yeah. I mean, already we're not... Doing great. There's only one in sexy, sexy. I'm kidding. Oh, she's beautiful. Girl, pop off. You can sing whatever you want to. I changed my mind. Did you pull up the right person? I think so. I don't think you did. Yeah, Janae. Let me see this. Oh, yeah, that's her. That's a hot bitch. That's a good picture. You got to get the ones where she's in public. Why? Look at the one where she's normal. Do you not want somebody to look at you in your best? They don't. Oh, and she looks like a stud sometimes, too? Bitch. She's just like... Sing whatever you want to. Uh-uh. No. I don't want to look at her. Get her out of my face. Look at that. I don't want to look at her. I don't like her. I don't want to like her. No, I don't want to. I don't. She's cute. Her music is awful. She literally ruins everything that she's on. You know, music, and this was a subject this last week, because somebody had a Nirvana shirt on, and I was like, she probably doesn't even listen to Nirvana. She does. She's got several Nirvana shirts. And that grosses me out. Why? Because Colby also loves Nirvana, and we know they're, like, weirdly into the same things. But anyways. Um... So unpopular opinion. Nirvana is poetry. And I see it as that because I refuse to listen to that tone deaf motherfucker. Like, oh my fucking God. It is poetry and that is it. So we have to look at the poetry. Will you read it? Read the poetry. The poetry of what? Okay, I'm going to be honest, okay? You want to hear my... Sexy Red's verse. Read the poetry. You want me to read Sexy Red's verse out of this song? Skip the N-word. That's the one. It's brand new. I don't know if lyrics are available yet. Oh, it's on there already, for sure. People are giving this hell already. It's only 10 o'clock in the morning here on Friday. Yeah. Yeah. It's already there. Yeah, it's already there. Okay. Hold on. Oh, God. Oh, we're going to return to my days of Gloria. Yeah. Okay. All right. I just bought a fast car so I can run over you. Skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt. Yeah. Literally. Everybody know how I get when it come to my boo. And then it says, ha ha, gra, bra! Literally what it says. I swear to God. This person got me all up in my feelings. The fuck? Yeah, he trippin'. It said multiple personality disorder. And I'm going to call up one of my old hoes. Oh, fucking ad. It's sexy. And he be tricking. God, I'm so white. I ain't tripping off a broke man that's in his feelings. No. No. I'm going to piss. I'm gonna shake this ass. Let me see it. I'm gonna shake this ass. I'm with my friends. Bow, bow, bow. We all here living. Bitch. I feel gentrified. On the north side? You're going to tell me. You're going to fucking sit here. You're going to fucking sit here at this table and tell me that that's poetry? That you're to sexy red what that's not that's like beyonce doing a country album it ain't texas no it ain't who who's listening to that care oh my goodness do they yeah God, I love them. Pop off, boo. Auntie cares out there. Being in Texas. I need a video of that. I'll work on it. Yeah. Give me that experience, please. But why? That's... Okay, when I saw the preview of that on TikTok, I was like, surely to God, that's not real. Surely that's not. It is. And it is. I'm like, that's got to be a joke. Why are you proud of that? Where is she from, though? I thought she was from Memphis. I don't know. I'm not sure. That makes sense. No, I know. Well, it might be just Glorilla. It's almost like all the different types of barbecue. There's so many different types of wrap out there. She's fucking vinegar. She's a vinegar sauce. I do like my vinegar, though. Oh, no. She's from St. Louis. Ooh. I've never been there. Do you know that? And it's so close. I've never been there, either. We should go. We should have gone during that tornado. Maybe we can go meet Sexy. I don't want to. I'm obsessed. I really don't want to. You know, so she came to Rupp. Not too long ago. And, you know, she literally left them. She didn't show up for her. She's set until like 2 a.m. Yeah. She's living her best life. She's a fuck. I don't like her. This is where the roundtable gets cracked. Yeah. Over sexy red. Over sexy red. She's out there living her best. She's on Tyler shit. She's now on Jesse Murph shit. And so many. She's got a song with Snoop Dogg right now, too, which I will say I do like. Yeah, it's about the beats. Great. Yeah. Anytime you really utilize those low notes. Let's have a music episode because there's been so much good shit that's been released right now. Sleep Token's new album just came out. That was one of the things that I wanted to put on anyways. Yeah. Yeah. That was a drunk night that I sent you that one. No, we weren't drunk. We were out buying ferns for Mother's Day. Oh, that was psychosis. Yeah, that was manic depression. But no, Sleep Token's album just came out and it's just... I know. I know you're not. No, I've been listening to more of it. And it's given me some vibes that I have history with anyways. So I think that I'm actually going to download it and listen to it while I'm gone. While I'm reading the last fourth wing book. Yeah, I'm also reading it right now. I downloaded it yesterday. I had to stop because I had to pick up the new Hunger Games, which I just finished. It's very good. If you want it, it's in there. There's so much good stuff out right now. Books and all. But Ghost's album. Look at that record right there on that piano. Alexis got me that. It's beautiful. It's fucking purple. But you'll have to open it. But Ghost's album just came out. And it's fantastic. If you're looking for a good satanic rock band, there you go. And I get to see them in July. Ashley, my friend Ashley, who coincidentally is our biggest fan. um, her and she's coming up from Georgia. We killed monkeys together. She's the one I was scared of her. And she's the one that laughed at me when I fainted. Yeah, that was her. I would have laughed too. She still does. She's already my best friend. Well, she's very excited to meet everyone. Okay. Um, but we're going to see ghost and that album's wonderful. Yeah. I'll pray for you. Thank you. You'll probably have to, um, we'll, we'll say to you when you get back. Sage me. We need better chairs. See, I'm hoping once we get all this shit out of this room, we can actually have one on the street corner the other day that you were like, hell no, I'm not a good chair. I'm not picking up a fucking street corner chair. I have trauma with street corner chairs. I would sit in it. I don't want it in my house. When I was a kid, I'll never forget. Shut up. I'll never forget this. My grandmother dumpster dove.

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Oh, God, Grady.

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She dumpstered, though, right? And she brought in this fucking red velvet chair one day. She got it off the street corner up here, brought it in. Me and my family, I was like maybe five or six, like core memory. She brings it in, and it's sitting here. My grandpa was still alive. So it's late 90s. And everybody's just like, what is, why are we itchy? Oh, no. What's wrong? This fucking chair was full of fleas. Ew. It was full of fleas. And Granny literally pissed herself from laughing. She pissed everywhere. Like a fucking chihuahua. Pissed all over the place. Laughed. Thought it was so funny. Dad was just like, get this chair out of here right now. Oh. Yeah. So she drug it. Like, she's constantly doing stupid shit like that. Yeah. I pick up stuff like that, too. Full of fleas?!

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Sometimes there's things, but we check before we take anything. And then on top of that, even though we check, we leave it outside for like two weeks before it ever comes in. And I mean, I feel like it should be legal. I don't think you need to come out. It's the garbage. Who cares? Right. Why do you fucking care? If it's going to a landfill... It's going to get buried. Yeah. What are you sniffing, hound dog? No, I'm stocked up. Oh, I thought you were smelling something. No, I'm leaning away so I can suck up my snot. It's allergy season. It is. There's so many good things out right now, though. What have you seen? I don't know. I feel like I've been getting a lot of book recommendations and a lot of them because I was trying to get most of them on my Kindle Unlimited, like not sponsored, but we love you, Kindle. But I wanted to download it all. There's a lot of good things out there, but they have to have some age on it before Kindle Unlimited picks it up, I guess. Yeah. And so the only way to get the new releases, which is fabulous because I'm sure some of that money gets paid to the author, is to buy whatever's available in paperback, hardback. And a lot of times it's just hardback to begin with, I feel like. So I've been waiting on that fourth wing book for a while. See, I got the special edition. Courtney went to the pre-release night of release party and picked it up. I got one of the ones that Rebecca sent out that was fun. I've learned not to hold on to things. So I don't do stuff like that just because like every nice thing that I've had is no longer nice. I have five animals and two kids and a husband. That's the natural progression of having things, is it not? I know, but why get like a crazy cool edition of something? Because I want it. Yeah, that's good. I mean, that's one of those things, I guess. Cause I understand where you're coming from, especially with having kids and animals and all of this stuff. And I'm learning to not appreciate new things near as much anymore. Um, but like you just put it up, put it, put it where, like, why do you think my thunkos are lying in the ceiling and not in the floor anymore? Yeah. You know, I can still have my things and enjoy them. Yeah. Yeah. Just because you have a circus doesn't mean you can't have a nice edition of a book. It would have to be like bolted down, encased. That's fine. They make plexiglass at Lowe's. I saw it. You inspired me. Not you. I mean you, the show. Joe Goldberg. I'm going to build me a box. Oh my God. I'm just kidding. I'm really not. I got a dick in a box. I love Jimmy Fallon. What if we end up there one day? That'd be cool. So as far as like musical stuff goes, one of the things that I wanted to do was us like list the songs that make us feel an emotion most intensely. Oh, yeah. There are a few that like really. So your saddest song. What's the one that you go to or that can get you crying every time? Oh, gosh. There's a couple for me. Yeah. i'm trying to think of because you know i the last few years of my life have been rather tumultuous so i've had a lot of uh sad song songing going on um and i think the one probably that comes to mind first that really like just makes me is ceilings lizzie mcalpin close Lizzie McAlpine. Her music in general makes me upset. That's how I felt about that first Billie Eilish album. It took me back. That's another one. The Greatest by Billie Eilish really, really, really, really hurts me. You listen to that whole album and it's dark and dismal. Yeah. um but it makes you feel and that's beautiful you just have to be careful when you're sensitive yeah no like that's it lizzie's not somebody i can listen to um if i want to keep my day going well you know um but yeah ceilings by by her makes me sad and then um the greatest by billy eilish okay um Yeah, those are my sad ones. And we took a brief second to stop and listen. And, oh, I'm not going to cry. It cries immediately. It cries fucking immediately. You're such a buzz. I know. What is your saddest song? Okay, you listed two, so I'm going to list two. I'm Hurt by Christina Aguilera. Can you normally get me going? Yeah. That, for a long time, was a big one. But I feel like there's a lot of forgiveness in there now, and I don't really feel... But it still will bring me back to a memory, you know. But Stars by Grace Potter gets me every, I can't listen. Grace Potter is something else anyway. Oh, my God. I know both of those songs. Yeah. Okay, what's your happiest song then? I'm sick and tired of crying. Okay. That's your fucking happiest song. You know, misery loves company, and this is how I get it from you. I know. You come in this fucking house this morning, boo-hooing, and you cry. I said, I think I might need to cry a minute when I sat on the couch. I said, sit on down. You didn't bring me no food, but you're going to sit here. You're going to sit here and make me listen on an empty belly. May the Lord not tell you, ask and you shall receive. You didn't even fucking ask for food. I didn't because why would I be so presumptuous to be like, bitch, I'm hungry? Because you're not a doormat and I went to McDonald's anyways? Oh, well, that just didn't occur to me because it's early. Oh. But, you know. I have a hard time eating in the mornings. Me too, but whatever. What's your happiest song right now? Current, right now. Keep it fresh. I think that, and it's honestly the summer song and we're going into summer and maybe that's why I'm choosing it because it's not the always song. Sometimes I flip it immediately because it gets my nerves. Purple Hat by Sophie Tucker. I love Sophie Tucker. Marcy went and got in the pool the other day and she was like, Mom, play Purple Hat. And then it came on the radio as soon as we got in the car from the ballgame the other night, and they were both just jamming out, turned it all the way up. Yeah, Sophie Tucker's a good one. Honestly, Blue Strips makes me... Not the remix! I don't know. That remix got us giggling pretty good. That's happiness in a bottle. That's true. You're right. Okay, maybe the remix did bring something. Honest to God, you want to know what song makes... what current song makes me the happiest what you're gonna punch me in the head oh my god og crash out bad baby her third diss track to alabama barker i honestly love bad when she's like Listen. Somebody called her that Dr. Feel girl in the shop the other day and I was like, are you talking about bad baby? Yeah. And they were like, you know who that is? And I'm like, I'm sorry. Did you not know I'm ghetto? I think, let's see, like my favorite, favorite part of the whole song is when she's like, You gonna see me? You gonna whoop me? Bitch where? Dead. She had me then. That was it. I was like, Danielle, thank you. Thank you, Danielle. Thank you, Miss Bregoli. I've been a fan since the beginning. I watched live that episode of Dr. Phil. I was there. I love her. She's a cunt, and I love... She is a true mean bitch. She's that hot Cheeto girl that you had in high school, but she's a bitch. Yeah. It's a beautiful thing. I wouldn't square up against Danielle Bregoli. No. She'd climb you like a spider monkey, probably. Well, I'm fragile now. She'd probably whoop my ass. Yeah. And she's lanky and thin. I'd have to take Alexis. Alexis could probably take her. It'd be like... What was that? The Thin Man? What? Slender Man? Slender Man. That's what I was trying to think of. I'm like Thin Mints. I'm so happy that we've been friends long enough that we can do that. Thank you. Slender Man, you're welcome. I don't know why it wouldn't come. I usually can't either. Don't know why I didn't come. Didn't even try. Stress, usually. Yeah. Okay. So what's another anger? What song makes you angry? Oh. Oh, God. That you enjoy listening to. That makes you drive fast. Oh, God. Maybe that's the better emotion. If we want to talk about songs that make you drive fast, I've gotten three speeding tickets in my life. And the same song was playing every time. No, but the same artist was playing. Okay. Okay. All of them in the same week. Oh, God. In three different spots in South Carolina. It's upset about it. That was not a demon. That was the devil girl. What was that? I heard that come all the way up from your vagina. It traveled the whole distance. Was that a queef? is one of those reverse farts? No. That's the worst thing about getting waxed is those reverse farts. it's not yet. I'll be honest. Amber, have you seen this? What is a reverse fart? It only happens if you're sitting for me. Is it like when the dogs get the reverse sneezes and they're like Is that what it sounds like? What's a reverse fart? It's when you fart and then it goes up your coochie lips.

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What?

SPEAKER_00: 25:06

I don't... I can't relate there. I don't... What? I don't understand. Like, you're... No, I just... Yeah, I don't have that. Mine doesn't do that. I got a cushion, baby. That's what it sounds like. Oh, no. Oh, dear. Oh, no. I can't say that I've experienced that. Sorry. What were we talking about? Sorry, Mom. What were we talking about? Anger music. Anger music. Speeding tickets. Oh, yeah. Every speeding ticket I got, fucking Katy Perry was playing. It was Katy Perry. Katy Perry. How do you feel about that now? I want to punch her in the head. I used to love her. Now I want to pop her tits. Are those fake? She says they're not, but I don't believe that. Anger music. Honestly, the one that anything by Slaughter to Prevail. Okay. Behalit is the new one that they just released, and I heard it the other day, and I looked down and it was going like 92. I was like, oh! You're so sensitive. You gotta be careful. I didn't even realize it was happening. I was like, oh no! There's also... There's nothing like a good, dirty breakdown. in a song. I know. I'm a drummer, so I'm here for the percussion. This is why I was in agony when I lost TikTok for that amount of time, because I find a lot of new music off TikTok. That's primarily what I use it for. I found a band called Philo Medusa. I think I follow them, too. Yeah, well, they... There's a song that they put out called Pulverize That Hoe. Yeah, but it's nasty. I love it. It's so good. It's good. It's good. Music is so special to me, though. I'm a musician. I love music. I relate to music. I relate with music a lot more than I relate with people. I can portray my emotions a lot better through song than I can do it through anything else. Yeah. I love music a lot. I was going to say anything off of Ludacris' Word of Mouth album. Anything by DMX. Yeah, that too. White Boy Gutta. What's that one song by that one band? Okay, good. Uh-huh. No, but that... sorry my brain went flat you sharted i did full shit full shit yeah anger really because it doesn't make me angry it just makes me feel like i need to put my head through the glass and i need to go like go go go you know yeah katie perry clearly apparently does that too firework really gets me going cashmere by led zeppelin yeah that would be the one for me i love led zeppelin I like Led Zeppelin. You know, 80s music is making a comeback. I've been seeing a lot of people on TikTok dressing up like hair bands. Have you seen them? They're really cool. I love Youngblood. Yeah, he's like this generation's Ozzy, I feel like. Well, they're like besties. And they're so cute together. They are. It's adorable. I love them. Something about Youngblood reminds me of Colby. I don't know what it is. If Youngblood and Mexican OT had a baby... Yes. That's Colby. With how much Mexican food he eats, he's at least 75% Mexican. I legit thought he was slightly brown. He's not. At all. Yeah. It tracks, though. It tracks. Yeah. One of my first full-time boyfriends, his name... I can't say his name, but he was... mexican and his dad and mom were immigrants and like i loved all of that and all of them so much it was great listen that was one of the best parts but well there wasn't much great about living in texas but being adopted by my hispanic friends yeah it's great tomorrow like having my first tamale and then them telling me that it was goat face meat I was just like, huh? Yeah, I'm gonna eat it. They're very resourceful and like, in tune. For me, I feel like that's where a lot of my stuff come from. Because my neighbors across the road that took care of me a lot were Mexican too. And they were immigrants.

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Yeah.

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The woman that shaved my eyebrows down for me and made me look so cute. She was so great. I feel like, honest to goodness, everybody needs a solid African-American woman and a good, solid Hispanic woman. Yeah. Yeah. In their life. Yeah. They will change your life. And they'll beat you. Yeah. And make you learn. And hold you accountable. And make you learn how to use soap. Great. Great humans. They'll teach you how to bathe. Mm-hmm. Wear deodorant. Summer's coming. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

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Bye. Love you. Bye.

SPEAKER_00: 31:14

Bye. Thank you.